I hear they got a brand new dance over there in Olympia, yeah
Dance
We call it Fudgy The Whale
Do it
Yeah
Fudgy The Whale and it’s about to set sail
Come on Jeff
Dance
Ow!
I’m going out
to the Karaoke bar
Crazy karaoke-style
And if you don’t watch out
You get a mic stand right in your face
Crazy style
[Dance]
Dance
Yeah
Come on Jeff
Dance
When I say dance you best believe I mean dance!
L.U.V.
Ow!
Fudgy the Whale
Ow!
Olympia style
Crazy karaoke
‘Cause you see it’s a violent world
That we’re living today
I hear they got a brand new dance
Fudgy dance
Over in Olympia
Get on the plane
You mean like Fudgy the Whale
now, now, now, now, now, now
And let down your hair
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Fling your tail and the top-side will follow
Oh!
Rocking the boat till Jonah gets swallowed
Fudgy the Whale sent out a message in a bottle
It say dance!
Come on Jeff
L.U.V.
Side D.C.
Means dancing crazy
Ow!
Crazy
Yeah, hey, Judah
Judah!
Get me a drum break that’ll make your neck snap
Jeff!
So come on Bunny Hop across my lap
Take it easy
Easy
Easy
Now, Russell Simins I know you been to the karaoke bar
I know you’ve seen that new dance in Olympia
I want you to do it right about now!
Come on!
Ow!
Do the dog
Ow!
L.U.V.
Ow!
Love
Ow!
Dance
Dance!
Fudgy the Whale
Yeah!
If you come to my town
Get on a plane
When you come to my town
Get on a plane
You gotta know all sixteen dances
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
You gotta know all sixteen dances
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Aye!
Aye!
If you come to my town
Get on a plane
Aye!
Fudgy the Whale
Looking pale at nasty captain Ahab wants you for his gal
Aye!
Do the Fudgy the Whale
Aye!
And shake that corn-bred tail
Alright!
Yeah
So I say dance you best believe I mean dance!
Yeah
L.U.V.
Yeah
That means, all sixteen
Yeah
Riot glare
Yeah
Butt nud
Yeah
Jay bird
Yeah
Hershey Bar
Yeah
The Candy Ass
Yeah
The Beating Revenge
Yeah
Do the Quitty
Yeah
The Care Bear
Yeah
The Alligator
Yeah
The Low Rider
Yeah
The Axe Grind
Yeah
The Wild-Wild Stare
Yeah
The Out-Powered Woody
Yeah
Yeah
And don’t forget Fudgy
Yeah
Do the Fudgy The Whale
Right about now
Right about now
[Dance]
[When I say dance]
Ow!
Fudgy the Whale
Got a stomach full of profits
Yeah
Gulping down Sears like chocolates
[Yeah]
Ow!
Do the Rumsfeld
Yeah
Ned Cracker
Yeah
Eagle Eye
Yeah
Lip Smacker
Yeah
Do the Good Hustle
Yeah
Soft Touch
Yeah
Box-Buster
Yeah
The Lover
Nutter Butter Stomp
Yeah
And then we got Fudgy and that special way he runs
When phonics collide
Doing all the Olympia dances
Yeah
Like Jonah in the Lions den
Or down the collosseum that feeds about twenty
Get it
Yeah
So come across Russell Simins with some cool box drumming
Get it
Get it
Get it
Get it
Mellomall
Fudgy the Whale
Alright!
Typecast
Yeah
Do the Camel walk
Do the Bossanova
Do the Typecast
Camel Walk
Do the Jukebox Bunny
Do the Crysler, Fudgy the Whale
Fudgy the Whale
Yeah
Fudgy dance
Ohhhhh
Yeah
Owwwwww
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Just in time for fathers day
Yeah
Fudgy the Whale
YeahYeah
You got Jonah doing the Olympia Fudgy the Whale
Tail shaking
Feet bone quaking
Brand new dance
Do I say
Pinncchio
You go, go, go, go, go
Wooooo
Yeah
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
Go
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Yeah, used to take that bogey dance
Go
Go
Sitting inside
Go
Go
I’ve had enough of your shit
Go
Go
It’s Fudgy The Whale time!
Go
Go
Fudgy the Whale
Go
Go
Shake that corn-bred tail
Go
Go
Brand new looking dance, now
Go
Go
Do it now!
Go
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